Your neck. How your back arches when I kiss it. How you grind against me without thought. Without shame. Without judgement. This is pure.
Of course I want to fuck you where you stand. But there is so much more in you. I want to draw everything hidden in that little body out. To slowly wreck you, with patience.
Teeth on your neck now. I want to pick you up with them. Carry you somewhere darker. Away from all the rules and ideas. Back to who you were, before you thought about it.
December 2009
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Today, as my dad was handing me my christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says “These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as i did”. Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70’s porn. Merry Christmas? FML
(70s playboys are the shit.)
Fox New FTW
- sophilia: The fox news people are saying that the new health care bill will cause riots and that "people will be wearing popcorn bowls on their heads like helmets."
- me: WTF fox
- WTF
- sophilia: They are amazing
- me: totally amazing
- sophilia: It is like watching TV from another planet
- NOW THEY ARE SHOWING PICTURES THAT WERE FUNNY ON MY INTERNETS LIKE TWO YEARS AGO AND ACTING LIKE THEY ARE CLEVER FOR HAVING THEM AaaAAAaaAAAA RAGE
- me: dear me
- fox is so terrible
- I think maybe fox is getting health care reform and homestarrunner cartoons confused
- sophilia: AHAHAHA
- +1 internets for you
- me: oh the homestarmy
- sophilia: long time since I watched it
- me: mhmm
- sophilia: Now I hang out in the Mos Eisley Cantina of the internets
- me: hahahaha
- sophilia: "Given the dire state of our planet, I guess you haven't changed your kitty litter in a while."
- "It's been six years Greg."
- That is not a joke
- sophilia: Another one:
- "How dare you? How dare you defend them? You're a monster."
- "What is wrong with you tonight Greg?"
- "I don't know, I'm a jerk."
- me: is this Fox?
- sophilia: yes
- me: seriously?
- sophilia: WAAAAAAT
- me: god
- it is so much worse than I thought
- and my expectations were ever so low
- sophilia: "And now our guest Amy Something or other....She puts the "Lickin" in "Republican". Isn't she hot?"
- me: FUUUUUUCK
- sophilia: The devil is real Hilary
- I don't know if God exists
- but the devil OBviously does
- "You and other gay people don't wear a lot of clothing...why do you hate Mother Earth?"
- WHAT ARE THEY SAYING
- I have to go mute this now
- me: OH
- GOD
- WHY
- why?
- Why Jon?
- Why?
- sophilia: Last thing I heard before muting
- "John Mayer, he's another crazy liberal. Is there anything good to say about him?"
- "Well,
- I love those ruby red lips."
- me: This is why I am glad I do not live in the USA
- sophilia: again
- I'm not sure these people are from the usa
- I think they might be from mars
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