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December 2009

35 posts

Yes

nightmarebrunette:

bendingsumbission:

Your neck. How your back arches when I kiss it. How you grind against me without thought. Without shame. Without judgement. This is pure.

Of course I want to fuck you where you stand. But there is so much more in you. I want to draw everything hidden in that little body out. To slowly wreck you, with patience.

Teeth on your neck now. I want to pick you up with them. Carry you somewhere darker. Away from all the rules and ideas. Back to who you were, before you thought about it.

Dec 30, 2009157 notes
Dec 30, 2009331 notes
10 Words You Need To Stop Misspelling → theoatmeal.com

You liked learning how to use an apostrophe? Then you’ll love this!

Dec 29, 2009
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) → last.fm
  1. Kurt Elling (110)
  2. Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons (8)
  3. Queen (8)
  4. The Hood Internet (7)
  5. Pilooski (4)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 29, 2009
Dec 26, 2009
Dec 26, 2009
SEND THESE TO ME YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD

fmylife:

Today, as my dad was handing me my christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says “These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as i did”. Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70’s porn. Merry Christmas? FML

(70s playboys are the shit.)

Dec 26, 200951 notes
Dec 25, 2009
Dec 25, 2009
Dec 24, 2009
Fox New FTW
  • sophilia: The fox news people are saying that the new health care bill will cause riots and that "people will be wearing popcorn bowls on their heads like helmets."
  • me: WTF fox
  • WTF
  • sophilia: They are amazing
  • me: totally amazing
  • sophilia: It is like watching TV from another planet
  • NOW THEY ARE SHOWING PICTURES THAT WERE FUNNY ON MY INTERNETS LIKE TWO YEARS AGO AND ACTING LIKE THEY ARE CLEVER FOR HAVING THEM AaaAAAaaAAAA RAGE
  • me: dear me
  • fox is so terrible
  • I think maybe fox is getting health care reform and homestarrunner cartoons confused
  • sophilia: AHAHAHA
  • +1 internets for you
  • me: oh the homestarmy
  • sophilia: long time since I watched it
  • me: mhmm
  • sophilia: Now I hang out in the Mos Eisley Cantina of the internets
  • me: hahahaha
  • sophilia: "Given the dire state of our planet, I guess you haven't changed your kitty litter in a while."
  • "It's been six years Greg."
  • That is not a joke
  • sophilia: Another one:
  • "How dare you? How dare you defend them? You're a monster."
  • "What is wrong with you tonight Greg?"
  • "I don't know, I'm a jerk."
  • me: is this Fox?
  • sophilia: yes
  • me: seriously?
  • sophilia: WAAAAAAT
  • me: god
  • it is so much worse than I thought
  • and my expectations were ever so low
  • sophilia: "And now our guest Amy Something or other....She puts the "Lickin" in "Republican". Isn't she hot?"
  • me: FUUUUUUCK
  • sophilia: The devil is real Hilary
  • I don't know if God exists
  • but the devil OBviously does
  • "You and other gay people don't wear a lot of clothing...why do you hate Mother Earth?"
  • WHAT ARE THEY SAYING
  • I have to go mute this now
  • me: OH
  • GOD
  • WHY
  • why?
  • Why Jon?
  • Why?
  • sophilia: Last thing I heard before muting
  • "John Mayer, he's another crazy liberal. Is there anything good to say about him?"
  • "Well,
  • I love those ruby red lips."
  • me: This is why I am glad I do not live in the USA
  • sophilia: again
  • I'm not sure these people are from the usa
  • I think they might be from mars
Dec 24, 2009
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) → last.fm
  1. Marvin Gaye (49)
  2. Queen (20)
  3. Aliqua (18)
  4. Chick Corea (9)
  5. Alison Krauss & Union Station (1)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 21, 2009
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Dec 16, 2009
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) → last.fm
  1. Aliqua (53)
  2. Kurt Elling (31)
  3. Led Zeppelin (10)
  4. Feist (10)
  5. Bobby McFerrin (8)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 16, 2009
Dec 12, 200923 notes
The Funniest Protest Signs of 2009 → huffingtonpost.com
Dec 12, 2009
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