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nightmarebrunette: bendingsumbission: Your neck. How your back arches when I kiss it. How you grind against me without thought. Without shame. Without judgement. This is pure. Of course I want to fuck you where you stand. But there is so much more in you. I want to draw everything hidden in that little body out. To slowly wreck you, with patience. Teeth on your neck now. I want to pick you...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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10 Words You Need To Stop Misspelling →

You liked learning how to use an apostrophe? Then you’ll love this!

Dec 30th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →

Kurt Elling (110) Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons (8) Queen (8) The Hood Internet (7) Pilooski (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 29th

Dec 27th

SEND THESE TO ME YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD

fmylife: Today, as my dad was handing me my christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says “These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as i did”. Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70’s porn. Merry Christmas? FML (70s playboys are the shit.)

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

Fox New FTW

sophilia: The fox news people are saying that the new health care bill will cause riots and that "people will be wearing popcorn bowls on their heads like helmets."
 me: WTF fox
   WTF
 sophilia: They are amazing
 me: totally amazing
 sophilia: It is like watching TV from another planet
  NOW THEY ARE SHOWING PICTURES THAT WERE FUNNY ON MY INTERNETS LIKE TWO YEARS AGO AND ACTING LIKE THEY ARE CLEVER FOR HAVING THEM AaaAAAaaAAAA RAGE
 me: dear me
   fox is so terrible
  I think maybe fox is getting health care reform and homestarrunner cartoons confused
 sophilia: AHAHAHA
  +1 internets for you
 me: oh the homestarmy
 sophilia: long time since I watched it
 me: mhmm
 sophilia: Now I hang out in the Mos Eisley Cantina of the internets
 me: hahahaha
 sophilia: "Given the dire state of our planet, I guess you haven't changed your kitty litter in a while."
   "It's been six years Greg."
   That is not a joke
 sophilia: Another one:
   "How dare you? How dare you defend them? You're a monster."
   "What is wrong with you tonight Greg?"
   "I don't know, I'm a jerk."
me: is this Fox?
 sophilia: yes
 me: seriously?
 sophilia: WAAAAAAT
 me: god
   it is so much worse than I thought
   and my expectations were ever so low
 sophilia: "And now our guest Amy Something or other....She puts the "Lickin" in "Republican". Isn't she hot?"
 me: FUUUUUUCK
sophilia: The devil is real Hilary
   I don't know if God exists
   but the devil OBviously does
  "You and other gay people don't wear a lot of clothing...why do you hate Mother Earth?"
   WHAT ARE THEY SAYING
   I have to go mute this now
 me: OH
   GOD
   WHY
   why?
   Why Jon?
   Why?
sophilia: Last thing I heard before muting
   "John Mayer, he's another crazy liberal. Is there anything good to say about him?"
   "Well,
   I love those ruby red lips."
me: This is why I am glad I do not live in the USA
sophilia: again
   I'm not sure these people are from the usa
   I think they might be from mars