“Pardon me, I hope you take this as compliment but you look so relax eating your banana. It is perfect picture you eating your banana, so relax. Sitting with your girlfriend here, she is very nice, your girlfriend. (Prattles on about the weather for a bit and then…) You don’t mind I borrow your girlfriend for a little while so she can make me feel good?”—Random Chinese guy, approaching my friend and her boss in a food court and delivering the following speech (to her boss)
Today I met this girl for the first time and I thought she was pretty cool. Started walking and had a good conversation started when we happened to pass by a wedding ceremony in progress. She commented that outdoor weddings were sweet. Without thinking, I said “Well, WE can have a garden wedding”. She looked at me like I was a stalker. MLIA.
One thing about having longer hair is that it tickles me a lot. I have lots of hair and I tend to shed. I always feel like maybe there are spider webs on me, but it’s just loose hairs perched lightly on my skin.