a word. a thought. a song. a lady.
“Pardon me, I hope you take this as compliment but you look so relax eating your banana. It is perfect picture you eating your banana, so relax. Sitting with your girlfriend here, she is very nice, your girlfriend. (Prattles on about the weather for a bit and then…) You don’t mind I borrow your girlfriend for a little while so she can make me feel good?”
—Random Chinese guy, approaching my friend and her boss in a food court and delivering the following speech (to her boss)
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“Dear humidex, Fuck off! Go back to some place full of humidity. Your humidic friends miss you. Let us hot weather with 0% humidex lovers move on with our lives. Sincerely, Matty”
—Matty from Life
(248): he wanted to give me a nickname… my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I’d probably go with Mouth of Fury.
Term paper imminent.
No sense of urgency ‘cause it doesn’t seem real. Waiting for the other shoe to drop and realising maybe it isn’t going to. Kinda liberating. Kinda terrifying.
