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Make It Rain Popcorn - Fat Joe ft. Lil’ Wayne vs Hot Butter (Johnatron Edit)
September 2009
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August 2009
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(847): So they call this “a walk of shame” but fuck that…this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Truth. A wise man once told me, “There is no walk of shame.”
(601): they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with the neighbour’s daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing ‘It Wasn’t Me’ by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
WIN.
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Free Control Ocho (Kid Sister ft Pitbull vs Phonat) - The Hood Internet
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Circlesong 6 - Bobby McFerrin
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Vega - No Reasons
One of my happy summer dance songs.
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The Wizard Test II →
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Scenario: A Wizard
Customer B walks through door of computer repair shop.
CSR: Hey, what can we do for you?
Customer B: NOTHING. I have no technological problems of ANY SORT. I come only to bring you news that western plains have been liberated. Please take this flying sea jaguar as a gift.
CSR: Thank you, great wizard. We are all sisters and brothers under the clear bright sun and moon.
Bitchin’ guitar solo.
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