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pretentioushatefuck: How To Spot A Masturbator I laughed so hard, out loud, in incredulity, throughout most of this article. I also cried a little bit inside every time I laughed, as the terrifying realization that this could be meant as a serious heads-up to concerned christian parents slowly sank in.
Katie West: The Perils of Ignoring Men's Magazines... →
She had spent too long being beautiful to now notice what exactly the extra fifty pounds on her bones created of her body, or to think that they should make her feel, somehow, tamed. Unlike her mother who gained the weight before her and exhausted herself in attempts to lose it; who hid them under…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-7-25) →
Godspell (15) Basement Jaxx (14) Caribou (4) Luther Vandross (3) Ray Charles (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
fireworks are for fire jerks
[by R. C. Weslowski] Fireworks are for fire jerks. Pyrotechnic nitwits proving L7 right The masses are asses. Hey there’s no civic strike this year Let’s dump our trash on the beach Let’s stab that old lady Let’s throw some rocks at police. Give me sheets of lightning Give me a night sky full of stars Give me a full moon in August shining Give me the mystery of Mars The only time these fireworks...
Quickies in New York: The Gentleman Bastards →
[reblogged for my own little monster] The other night Brooklyn Bob asked me what it meant to be a Gentleman Bastard. “Being a gentleman is not all that hard,” I told him. “Compliment sincerely, insist on paying for drinks, open doors, and give up cabs. Dress well, but no so well others feel uncomfortable, and only swear when it’s…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-7-18) →
Ray Charles (46) Nina Simone (16) ERIC ZEE & CHRISTIAN FLORES (9) Findlay Brown (7) Eric Prydz (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
skinnyghost: Emily Likes Dicks THIS IS ADORABLE. (And entirely representative of the bean.)
I like these cars:
3rd and 4th generation Impalas 1st generation Chevelles 1st generations Dusters 2nd generation Cudas 1st, 2nd, and 3rd generation Cutlasses Just in case you were wondering which cars I like. Now you know.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-7-11) →
Ray Charles (5) Stevie Wonder (5) Amy Winehouse (3) Nina Simone (3) Pilooski (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
txtsfrmlstnght: (204): I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said “Really? Wow, how long’s he been a Pilot for?” (1-204): you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
This is Why I'll Never be an Adult →
Allie Brosh. Read everything she’s ever posted. GO.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-27) →
Kelis (3) Moondog (2) Sizzla (1) Chuck Fenda (1) Electric Six (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz